It’s-a me, Stacy!
When I was little, I insisted on telling all sorts of stories to my family and they’d listen patiently to whatever nonsense my child brain came up with. Apparently, one of my favorite phrases was, “And then…” Eventually, of course, they’d grow tired of my incoherent narrative and yell, “Cut!,” as if they were the directors of a very awful movie. Jerks.
I’m happy to say that I no longer tell incoherent stories. I have a background in Creative Writing and Film & Entertainment, which allows me to tell stories in different mediums.
So there it is. My story. Told as succinctly as possible.
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Just kidding! I lied. I like talking about myself too much, so here’s a list of useless information about me you definitely did not ask for.
You’re welcome.
Super Duper Interesting Facts about Moi
1) I grew up in a video store (remember those?!) My parents used to rent and sell movies for a living, so I’ve seen them all. Even the ones we were forbidden to watch until we were older.
2) I remember everyone’s birthday. No, really. I still remember the birthday of a girl I met exactly once in the seventh grade. It’s February 19th.
3) According to the Sorting Hat, I am a Slytherin. 🐍
4) I’m also a Virgo.
5) I totaled my mom’s car about a week after getting my license.
6) I play the piano.
7) I am a very fast reader. I read the last Harry Potter book in about 5 hours. True story.
8) Despite the fact that I now love reading and writing, I didn’t always. I struggled specifically with reading comprehension so my parents had to put me in an after school program to help me. Guess it worked!
9) My last name is pronounced “Arnez,” like Desi.
10) I wanted to be a singer when I grew up (ha!) until I realized you need talent for that.